"Post Coital Advice: While it is common practice to tip after a great experience when dealing with the service industry, this does not bode well with a lover. Instead, gently pat them on the back and thank them for their hard work. It is also acceptable to provide them an invoice for the services you yourself just provided." - onibatsu

"To make him take a hint, the best Valentine's Day gift is his-and-her aprons for the commitaphobe attached to you!" - kim

tips4lovers.com will be in san jose ca friday february 5 2010 at Anno Domini Gallery ART OF ZINES 2010 with ZINEs "How to Date" and "How to Keep a Boyfriend" and we got lucky charm button buttons and sleep shirts in PINK and BLUE and valentines and of course art and conversation while you are knocking about in san jose, please visit WORKS San Jose anti valentine exhibit where we have some more lovey dovey themed art please send us a hug, tell us a tip that works for you hugs then AT thingy tips4lovers.com

transcribed you know when you are going out on a date - How your mind races ahead - oooh we are SO going to rip our clothes off later But then you are thinking do I really Want that Ripped * OR will I Be smelly ??? after evening out? (Yes I Know SMelly can Be good but still, you know what I mean) and SHould I EAT THAT? GARLIC (gianfranco says garlic not smelly) or BURPING or TUMMY FULL OR JUST ALSO can Be Too MUCH * Well Here is what you do. Do it FIRST, THen SHOWER get dressed, GO OUT and enjoy DINNER * an if "do it" again when home that is OK TOO. HAVE FUN Let Me KNOW iF WORKS FOR YOU this is for already LOVERS, NEW 1st DATE IS NOT COVERED HERE

"yes, give them flowers, before they are dead" - geri